Ship Your Enemies Trypophobia

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Trypophobia Cat

Scare the fuck out of your enemies with TRYPOPHOBIA

We send trypophobia to your enemies for US$9.90. Carefully selected, human-trialed, photos to leave your enemies trembling in fear

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Hi there!

The picture you see above triggers trypophobia

This is Carl

You hate him, because he's your enemy. No one cares why, but you do.

Scare the fuck out of him

Send him some trypophobia to leave him shaking

How does it work?

Locate your enemy

Give us your enemy's name and physical address

Print and pack

5 carefully selected, human-trialed trypophobic photos are packed and shipped out for you

Received with fear

Smile, as you have successfully scared the fuck out of your enemy :)

Buy now, before it runs out!

When you buy this..

Each enemy will receive FIVE human-trialed trypophobic photos guaranteed to strike fear.
WARNING: May cause serious migraines and panic attacks to hot sweats and increased heart rate. But we know that's what you want.

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PayPal-secured. Click purchase to add the number of enemies you want to scare, then checkout to fill in your enemies' details. Hurry!
 

Note: You can click here to refer your friends to earn 10% cash, and also share this for an additional 10% discount

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Trypophobia?

It is the pathological fear of objects with irregular patterns of holes, according to Wikipedia

How do we contact you?

sendtrypophobia@gmail.com

What are typical reactions to Trypophobia?

They have been reported to range from serious migraines and panic attacks to hot sweats and increased heart rate, according to News Medical

How does this work?

Click here to go to the process above

How are your photos selected?

All pictures have gone through human screening to ensure that your enemies are scared shitless on first glance. Nightmares were induced during the trials.

Why don’t I just email 5 photos?

  1. No one reads spam emails
  2. Your enemies will know who you are
  3. We have the scariest photos, do you?
  4. Packing the photos might cause mental trauma, but we’re used to it

Is this safe? Am I protected?

  1. Your financial information is safe with PayPal
  2. Your contact information is required by PayPal, not us
  3. But we do need your enemy’s details to scare the fuck out of them

How much does this cost?

USD 9.90 worldwide, flat rate with no extra costs. PayPal secured.

Are there additional shipping costs?

No.

Do you have discounts?

Well, if you do have THAT many enemies – scare 4 enemies and your 5th enemy is free!

Can I invite my friends?

You get 10% cash for referring your friends – sign up here

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